ignert

Now that I'm starting to show people have been so pissy to me lately.

Like I'll be out on a cigerette break drinking a beer with a trucker and this city lady who was filling her "Lexus" up with gas walked past me and stared at me and told me I should have more self respect for my baby.

And I was like "Listen Bitch I can do whatever I want... I already have 3 kids and they've turned out just fine" and she was like "I bet they were born all underweight and were premature" and I was like "Uh no smartass they weren't and my one son who is 11 weighs 200lbs so there." That got her good.

Then she was like "well at least put on a shirt... you look ridiculous wearing that bikini top with your belly hanging out" and so I said "You're just ignert" and I threw my empty beer can at her.

Then Bert and I started laughing real hard and then Bert farted.