Monday, June 30, 2008

waaaz up

just got this puter. It was either a puter or $50 in cash for babysitting these two rottweilers my neighbor had for a month while he was in jail.




my name is Kim. I am 34 and I have 4 kids




Travis (my fat ass 11 year old) or you can call him Douche Bag




he answers to both




Misty (my 7 year old) she's really dumb... I think she has fetal alcihol syndrome


well thats what I tell people to get them off my case




Tyson (my 4 year old)




Baby Girl ( her real name is Crystal Diamond but that doesn't really fit her since she's really ugly)








thats it

Sunday, June 29, 2008

gary and kim = true love

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: gary
Date: Dec 5, 2005 1:07 PM

If you look real close you can tell that you got fake boobies. And believe me...I look REAL close...all day long.

Serious, if you ever want to go out country dancin, smoke a few packs, then get naked...let me know.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kim
Date: Dec 5, 2005 1:31 PM

Yeah lets plan a date or somethin. My ex is takin the kids this weekend. drive your rig down and come pick me up. Does your truck have a bed in the back?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: gary
Date: Dec 6, 2005 6:23 AM
Yeah its got a bed...but it has lots of stains on it.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

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hey ya'll i'm back.

today was one scary shitload of a day. I found travis my 11 yr old fatty lookin dead in his bed. I mean he looked like how a dead animal looks on the side of the hwy. but he wasn't dead. he was just passed out or something. too bad.