Friday, October 30, 2009

Hairy Gary


so my ex just got remarried. i guss she's cute and all I mean if you like a woman who has eyes to close together and has deodorant stains all over her clothes.
the one thing that pisses me off more than anything about her and him is that she calls him "Hairy Gary" and he HATES to be called "Hairy Gary" anyway if she and I were alone in a room lets just say I wouldn't mind losing a few of my press ons scratching the hell out of her face.

1 comments:

EunisJeanErmaJane said...

I can do your nails again if them break off in a fight. I had to do all my sisters nails after she scratched up her son's car when he called her a trashy hore.

but I'm all out of glitter so if you need any of that you have to get some at walmart or something.