Hairy Gary

so my ex just got remarried. i guss she's cute and all I mean if you like a woman who has eyes to close together and has deodorant stains all over her clothes.
the one thing that pisses me off more than anything about her and him is that she calls him "Hairy Gary" and he HATES to be called "Hairy Gary" anyway if she and I were alone in a room lets just say I wouldn't mind losing a few of my press ons scratching the hell out of her face.

Party Time

So I gave Misty my slaggy 7 year old a birthday party. A couple of the mom's were VERY uhhhhhhhhgly to me afterwards and one even threatened to call the po po on my ass. I mean hell there the ones who dropped their kids off knowing where we were going. The invitation said

"We're going to the Glitter Factory for Misty's party. Fruit "Leather" and yummy chocolate to taste test will be available. All party favors will come home wrapped in discreet brown paper"

Tracy my friend who hosted the party kept things very tasteful so I don't what the hell their problem was.