last nite turned out exactly as I hoped it could. here's some pictures




i made up some of my homemade hamburger helper
and as a side dish some leftover chines food from last week
he gobbled it up


i gave this to billy ray as a anerversary gift


i've been saving those up for 3 years now. i told billy ray that there was probaly enough marlboro miles to get himself a kayak.
then bill ray gave me a present too ;) ;) i'm not shittin you he really did.





billy ray with "puss n bootz"

he said he'd get me a frame the next time he breaks into Trish's place (aka skankyass ex)to steal stuff. i sed that would do just fine. until then I'll just tack it up on my ceiling above my bed.

happy anaversery

tonite i'm going to make billy ray a special dinner to commerate our anniversary. its been 6 days (and 5 beautiful &mystical nights) that we've been 2gether. last night was probaly the best so far we did it like 8 times and i was able to ask billy ray to play out my favorright fantasy and pretend to be my parole officer. lets just say he's got a very genteel touch with that anklet bracelet.

so then I asked billy ray what his fantasy was and he was like "you know that tim mcgraw song"
and I was like "no"
and he was like "damnit"
and i was like "sing it to me baby" cuz billy ray has got the voice of an angle. and was he like "i forgot"

hopefully tonite he'll remembier. cause i love fantasizing.

also should i git him a gift or somethin?

what happend on the rez

well some people know I died a couple months back. i was on the rez playing bingo with my favoright indian Black Jack. well one minute I'm stamping hot pink dots all over my bingo cards and the next minute I looked over at Black Jack and thought it would be real cute to stamp a dot right there on his weenie. I mean hell he was looking so SeXXXy in his camel tshirt and breech cloth.

so I said "how bout I put a little war paint on ya" real sexy like and then stamped it. by it I mean his weenie of corse

then all the sudden I was in this choke hold and I couldn't breath and I died

well i might not have died so much as maybe just passed out cause then the next thing I know i was inside this teepee and a dream catcher was floating over me.
it was a very spiritual moment.

then Black Jack took me to the elders to get a tat to memorilize what had happened. I had them add a indian feather to my elmo tramp stamp. just hopin one day that I'll be spiritual enough to give elmo a full war bonnet.

gone huntin

last night billy ray took me huntin. well actually he just took me out to his truck after he had gotten back from huntin. He said "kim come here I want to show you sumpin" and then we stared at this dead buck laying in the back of his pickup for like 5 minutes. then one thing led to another and we decided to GET IT ON in the back of his cab. well then all of the sudden I heard billy ray fumbling around with the window above my head and trying to slide it open. and I said "what the hell are you trying to do" and he was like
"i've always wanted to touch two racks at the same time"



billy ray is somethin special I'll tell ya that right now

Billy Ray

i met a new man. his name is Billy ray. we did it 4 times last night. and then he carved a wolf figurine for me with some nail clippers.